Konrad|Alright, what did you drag us into this time?

The Romanian|Judging by what the friendly worms said, someone is digging up in here something crazy! 
The Romanian|A real invasion. I think I even see some security turrets. I figure we clear it out in five minutes and be back home for lunch.

Konrad|Five minutes, more than enough. Should be able to kill everyone in 30 seconds tops. Activating the Time Jumper.

Rollback Device|1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8...9...10... B-z-z-z-zzzt! Error: syneregetic asynchronometer function overload.... 

Rollback Device|Incompatibility with current reality patch version 666.7e.3w.1t.
Please contact tech support in your nearest parallel universe.

Konrad|What the hell? Blay, I think this thing just died. Can you fix it?

Blay|Interesting... it seems that the exploit it uses was fixed. As if reality was patched for vulnerability.

The Romanian|That makes my heart bleed with sadness.

Konrad|Can you hack it and get it going again? 

Blay|A question of resources. Quadratic amperage of the synchronometer disregards proxy timestream operations when referencing serial phasing capacitor utilization, in absense of a static virtual time-space monoshifter the subatomic temporal flux will shift in parallel to the physical splitter's polarity.

Konrad|In english?

Blay|I will see what I can do. This may take time. I can, however, more easily tap into other powers.

Konrad|Looks like we're doing this the old fashioned way. Very well, I don't mind legwork.

Blay|Beware of the force fields. We may have to find a way to disable them. 

Konrad|I may be able to break through a couple, but you two wait till I find a way to turn them off.

Blay|As for the turrets, I'll instruct R1C0 to upload a ballistic shield function.

Romanian|Sounds good. I will wrap these invaders around my finger with my deadly and yet sweet charm! They can't resist my sexy accent!

Konrad|Alright. Let's say hello and kill everyone.